I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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