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the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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