How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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