She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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