I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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