Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry gregis111 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(559): View more from California

my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.

Fav 20 4033 1118
share tweet
(516): View more from New York

remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.

Fav 34 3971 819
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower

Fav 43 1601 20273
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(604): View more from British Columbia

Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid

Fav 1 846 565
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(312): View more from Illinois

This toilet bowl is my home.

Fav 0 16 33
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT