he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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