Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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