on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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