You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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