God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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