I think i peed on brittanys purse
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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