I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
God, I missed his penis.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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