The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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