I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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