What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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