ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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