are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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