There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
