How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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