Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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