Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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