Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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