new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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