just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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