Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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