I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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