You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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