? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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