I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
this will be a night to untag.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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