Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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