By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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