i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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