I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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