Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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