She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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