What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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