she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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