lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Found your dick twin last night
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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