Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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