This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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