if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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