This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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