Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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