god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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