god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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