11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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