I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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