so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Come on in and take your pants off
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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