Having a random hookup so left but love u
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
