Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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