you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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