yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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