Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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