Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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