Ambien. No doubt about it.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Is it because I queefed?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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