they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Still dying that you shit outside
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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