He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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