On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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