Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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